1) In the case where you feel so utterly hurt and offended.
There's only one thing to do here. Tape yourself naked and send it to my e-mail. In the event that you actually have a hotness level which goes beyond what I am normally used to, then I'll consider rephrasing my sentences.
2) 'I have taped myself and sent it to you! Why is said offensive material still published?!'
There are two possibilities here. The first is that you're offensively ugly; so ugly to the point that I feel it has been a fair barter trade between us, see. I offended you and you sent me an equally offensive set of material. If I were to remove my post, then it would be unfair.
Another possibility is that you are actually hot and fucking sizzling, in which I could not remove the offensive material because my hands are occupied down there.
To summarise, if you are offended, go get a shovel and kindly fuck yourself. You can send me photos of that too.
3) I do not claim ownership to the pictures that I include, except in the event that I clearly say it is so. Most of the pictures are obtained through pirates and smugglers, at an extremely hefty price. If you find yourself filled with seething hatred and anger at the sight of some of your fucking pictures posted on this site, do tell so that I could take it down and replace it with some other pictures which will piss off some other people.
4) '__________ post have given me orgasm after blissful orgasm to the point that I am obliged to share it with other souls so that they too could taste the absolute awesomeness of it.'
Right, of course it has. Jokes aside, you can share whatever it is that has brought so much joy upon your fucking miserable life. The only thing that I require is an aforementioned request and credits to where they are due. If you don't, hell will break loose, the world will have a premature apocalypse and you'll find your tongue replaced with a penis. Try fucking talking when you have a hard on, fucker.
5) 'You fucking bastard child! You stole my work! I wrote that shit a millennia ago! Moses was there, he can testify!'
Bitch, please, I find no need to fucking steal some other fuck's work when it is riddled with utter fuckupperries. I do not plagiarise, never have, never will.
6) The matter with anonymity.
Look, here's the deal. You can actually post a comment without any fucking identification whatsoever. I don't really give a fuck. What bugs me is when you expect me to fucking reply to your obviously meagre words when I don't have a fucking inkling to whom I'm talking to. That's what pisses me off. So if you want to fucking use 'Anonymous', make fucking sure that it's something I can easily ignore. Your parents must have made a mistake when they named you cause you sure as hell are trying your best to avoid that name.
7) 'I've read it, and I have something to say about it.'
This here is me putting my ego aside. I'm actually asking you to comment, if you could actually fathom the fact that I'm on all fours and having puppy eyes and snot running down my nose. See, this blog here is actually a sort of... How do put this... A way for me to communicate since I can't socialise normally in public. Well, I can but I'm just not very good at it. By far, the easiest method for me to communicate is through a written medium. Also, this might just be ruse for me to get more comments. Also also, rate. I don't know what use that is but I like them gold stars. They're... Shiny.
That is all.
There's only one thing to do here. Tape yourself naked and send it to my e-mail. In the event that you actually have a hotness level which goes beyond what I am normally used to, then I'll consider rephrasing my sentences.
2) 'I have taped myself and sent it to you! Why is said offensive material still published?!'
There are two possibilities here. The first is that you're offensively ugly; so ugly to the point that I feel it has been a fair barter trade between us, see. I offended you and you sent me an equally offensive set of material. If I were to remove my post, then it would be unfair.
Another possibility is that you are actually hot and fucking sizzling, in which I could not remove the offensive material because my hands are occupied down there.
To summarise, if you are offended, go get a shovel and kindly fuck yourself. You can send me photos of that too.
3) I do not claim ownership to the pictures that I include, except in the event that I clearly say it is so. Most of the pictures are obtained through pirates and smugglers, at an extremely hefty price. If you find yourself filled with seething hatred and anger at the sight of some of your fucking pictures posted on this site, do tell so that I could take it down and replace it with some other pictures which will piss off some other people.
4) '__________ post have given me orgasm after blissful orgasm to the point that I am obliged to share it with other souls so that they too could taste the absolute awesomeness of it.'
Right, of course it has. Jokes aside, you can share whatever it is that has brought so much joy upon your fucking miserable life. The only thing that I require is an aforementioned request and credits to where they are due. If you don't, hell will break loose, the world will have a premature apocalypse and you'll find your tongue replaced with a penis. Try fucking talking when you have a hard on, fucker.
5) 'You fucking bastard child! You stole my work! I wrote that shit a millennia ago! Moses was there, he can testify!'
Bitch, please, I find no need to fucking steal some other fuck's work when it is riddled with utter fuckupperries. I do not plagiarise, never have, never will.
6) The matter with anonymity.
Look, here's the deal. You can actually post a comment without any fucking identification whatsoever. I don't really give a fuck. What bugs me is when you expect me to fucking reply to your obviously meagre words when I don't have a fucking inkling to whom I'm talking to. That's what pisses me off. So if you want to fucking use 'Anonymous', make fucking sure that it's something I can easily ignore. Your parents must have made a mistake when they named you cause you sure as hell are trying your best to avoid that name.
7) 'I've read it, and I have something to say about it.'
This here is me putting my ego aside. I'm actually asking you to comment, if you could actually fathom the fact that I'm on all fours and having puppy eyes and snot running down my nose. See, this blog here is actually a sort of... How do put this... A way for me to communicate since I can't socialise normally in public. Well, I can but I'm just not very good at it. By far, the easiest method for me to communicate is through a written medium. Also, this might just be ruse for me to get more comments. Also also, rate. I don't know what use that is but I like them gold stars. They're... Shiny.
That is all.
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