Tuesday, August 25, 2009

One two, buckle my shoe

Anyways, due to curiosity and an extreme sense of boredom,I decided to take a quiz in which I found lying near dead (Link was from Ika's page. Go find it yourself you filthy mongrel.). It's the kind of quiz that tells you 'Hey man, fuck everything you are, THIS is the real you. As in seriously, the quiz is called the real you. Did the thing, almost quit midway and then decided to finish it. Results?

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

A/N: Bwahahahaha whats the fun in exposing one's true colours this early on ey... he.. he.. he.. Let's wait. And wtf, they'll love me more if I learn to be myself? Talk about being a lucky man huh...

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

A/N: I have no idea how to respond to this shit. Life partner? I must have a pretty fucking short life there. And come on, don't go insulting my ability to look into people... Just when we're getting to know each other.... Tsk... tsk...

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

A/N: Therefore it means that I will never get to know a person really well due to my insatiable lust/ curiosity. HA-HA ain't gonna be fucking commited mate.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

A/N: Yeah right, and also, most of the time my straightforwardness awards me with a slap or more. Seriously. People just can't handle the truth nowadays.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

A/N: I... don't want to study hard... What the fuck...

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

A/N: Too little time! I need a fucking extension.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

A/N: Yeah poke deeper mafucker. Deeper I say. Sigh.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

A/N: And inevitably ridding myself of the need to well, need other people. Viva Liberte!

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

A/N: Whadd'ya mean? I'm harmless. Really. Like bambi. Yeah, exactly like Bambi.


Boredom can really take a toll on a person. *Shudder*

Oh and to more interesting news, yesterday we went for a photography expedition. Wanted to go into the Hutan Rimba but hell, the place was dark as shit mate. So we're just sitting down and lepaking there when something prompted me to look into the sky and bloody fucking hell. Stars were everywhhere. Scattered like some glittery dust thing shit. Fucking hell. Long exposed that shit and it wasn't that satisfactory to us so we went to another spot i.e. Jalan Templar KTM. Haha that fucking place finally served it's purpose. Beautiful. We even got Pleiades; yeah go wiki that shit. That was crazy sial. First it was lightning storm in Melaka, then it's a fucking clear starry sky in PJ. What's next?

One two buckle my shoe,
Three four shut the door,
Five six pick up a stick,
Seven eight beat you dead!

5 comments:

athirah ali said...

woy! that's not what they taught me in kindergarten! seven eight lay them straight kan?! haha, woah cool! show la those star pictures!

Zufar Ismail Zeid said...

hahaha yeah well, people make up some pretty scary shit nowadays... And the photos are in my friends camera, see la aight

shenmarc said...

ive been tryin to load the buggers on facebook for a wile now.but its not loading..entah penyakit ape kena..cibai tul

diemarysues said...

Well zuffie, you know that your true self can only be determined by online quizzes. After all, they're never wrong.

Zufar Ismail Zeid said...

Sukiyaki (courtesy of Lorensia): Yes, I still cant stop fucking laughing. Mwhahahahaha!!! A-hem. Your laptop is fucked man, it has the phai virus in it... Anything not related to thanni will not have an easy time being uploaded.

Ani: Well, we aughta trust le internet right. I mean, they have dictionaries.