Monday, September 7, 2009

Sleepless Nights 19 - Camwhore.

I ban cam-whoring. I really do. If it means catching one's picture by putting the camera at a high angle and pouting one's lip - Basically trying to look 'cute'- etc etc, then yes! Ban it I do, with all the might in my emaciated body.

Why do I ban this absolutely moronic and shameful act?

  1. Camwhoring is not reserved for people of celestial beauty and charm. Therefore you get 90% of the (Do not that this is reality. I dont give a fuck what you think or complain of.) fugly population doing said act. In very trampy clothes plus donning the tudung. Do take note that if one is part of the above population, one can use the camera to enhance one's beauty through a more art-related approach. Like taking a picture of a huge flower with one in the picture. With one's face behind the flower. Moving on.
  2. Camwhoring contributes to massive emotional trauma and depression which leads some people such as yours truly to be adamant in his decision which is: Beauty has gone extinct 250 million years ago.
  3. Camwhoring contributes to art being sliced down with a Ringwraith's blade, hit by a speeding bulldozer and left to fend for herself in a world of chaos. Not that I myself do not have a sense of fondness for chaos but hell, art belongs in a place where Unicorns and rainbows jog around fluffy cotton candy clouds. Seriously, if one who participates in said activity i.e. camwhoring wants to lessen the impact done towards whoever and whatever that is harmed in the process, please stop using fucking flash. You might have a particular liking towards your eyes being blinded by the time you reach 25 but please, for the love of everything holy and unholy, do take into consideration what damage it does to others.
  4. Pay attention now, this is THE MOST important point. Most of the time I can overlook the fact that you need to define yourself in a pretty fucked up way and though it bugs the shit out of me, I can just escape by pressing the red square icon on the top right of the screen and browse some porn instead to get my mind off it. However. HOWEVER. It is when you force yourself onto other's innocent minds by posting your shit on Deviantart, I can't help but pulling out RPGs and start to randomly fire at you. Not that I care but by doing this, in the long run all your work is going to accumulate and then make DArt saturated as fuck in which other's work will not be able to gain recognition because most of the time, it is overshadowed by a fucking massive raincloud i.e. you. YOU. In all your fucking glittery I'm-so-fucking-emo-God-help-me-by-faving-my-art-cause-I'm-fucking-fugly-as-dog-shit ignorance, you forget that little fact.
Now, I swear that some who are reading this, camwhore or not will be thinking: Hey, who are you to say it's not art? You're fucking good is it to judge?

My reply is: Fuck off you fucken moronic yeast infected pussy. I'm not saying that it is not art. I'm saying that who the fuck cares if it is? Obviously you alone. Keep your fucking narcissistic 'art' to yourself, that way, you bother no one, everyday you can browse through your 'art' and jack off to how good you look and nobody will care but please, stop fucking oversaturating DArt or any of the fucking art site for that matter.

Mornings are pretty calming ey? Haha!

Still, I am adamant in my points. If you think that hell, I must not be around camwhores that much to *cooing voice* know that they're human toooo.... Then you got to be fucking kidding me. There's a shitload of camwhores I hang out with, and they are of no exception. This goes to them too. And heck, to those grumbling bout how I think I'm fucking perfect etc etc, come on la cibai. You think I'm not aware of my flaws? Sure, people get fucking annoyed but at least I don't post it on the god damned fucken internet for the world to see. I only cause a 'small' amount of people to be mentally deranged in my presence. Not the whole world. That counts for something.

Oh and to camwhores, I know you're human. So yeah, DIE BITCHES/MEN-BITCH DIE IN A FUCKING CAULDRUN OF ETERNAL FLAME AND DIE A MILLION DEATHS!!!! i HOPE YOU FUCKING MEET CTHULHU BHAENCHODS!

A-hem.

Ciow.

7 comments:

Farha Ghouse said...

The term "cam whore" is also used to refer to individuals who post pictures or videos of themselves on the Internet to gain attention.

wtf, i used to be one but now tak dah and that was like ages and ages ago okay masa zaman kanak kanak hingusan!

hahahahah XD

Anila P. said...

You know why cam whores take pictures from that angle? It's to make their faces look smaller, apparently. And small face = beauty? I think not.
Camwhoreing on DArt is just a reason to get pageviews, mostly because the camwhores aren't in much, and because the damn internet is crawling with lechers.

Zufar Ismail Zeid said...

Farha: Hahaha enlightenment indeed XD

Ani: Small face... uh... who gives a shit la seriously, if your face is already down the drain, making it smaller aint gonna help much. I am leaving deviantart for good la. Just cant get recognition anymore there...

shenmarc said...

cthulu wants nothing of camwhores..hes deeply disturbed by such matters..der all yours to torture..or like all other tings deyve been put on dis earth to inflame you..as u knw..the universe has undoubtly nothing better to do den to irritate u..

shenmarc said...

cthulu wants nothing of camwhores..hes deeply disturbed by such matters..der all yours to torture..or like all other tings deyve been put on dis earth to inflame you..as u knw..the universe has undoubtly nothing better to do den to irritate u..

Zufar Ismail Zeid said...

Nah man, I just want them to have the liberty of going through every single death possible... Or maybe... Maybe they should be made offerings to Yog Sothoth.... And yes, the universe is extremely jealous at me, hence they shove camwhores in my face and make the sky murky... and hide the milky way....

aisyah hassan said...

hahahhaahahahahahahahha. yeah. this is really funny. and true.