Sometimes...

1) There's too much work and too little time. Sometimes, there's too much time and too little work. Either way it just sucks.

Yeah this happens to everyone. Those weeks when every fucking thing seems so packed, you can't even light a cigarette without a fuckfinn going up to you and asking you to return to thy duties. Those weeks. Reality starts to bite at your heels and you feel like screaming, screaming... screaming. But of course, you have a reputation to protect so you flick the cigarette away and smile and go back to your duties.

2) Some commercials lack power.

Example 1: Haiti Earthquake foundation. Seriously, if you want to raise enough money to help disaster struck areas, show them the real deal. Show them in the posters how grotesque and DEAD people are there. Show them bloated babies, show them people meshed in wire. Show them naked hot babes running by the seaside with their- I mean; show them dead naked hot babes! It doesn't do shit if you show them a kid with a bandaged head. Nobody gives a shit bout that and thats the reality of it. Morale died a long time ago.

Example 2: Junk Mails. "You have inherited 2000000000000000000 dollars! Got to www.youarestupidandbouttogetspammed.com and give all your important documents' details there! Sincerely, Mr I-SPAM-YOU-BITCH"

I mean seriously. Seriously. I know, of the 6 billion people out there, there must be some fucktards that is bound to go "OMG! I WUN!" but come on, widen the fucking perspective. Nobody inherits nothing from anybody nowadays, especially not when these dead people are in the fucking Carribeans. Or Vietnam for fucks sake. Give a more convincing lie, say something discreet and plausible, after all, curiosity kills the cat. Or spams. Or... Whatever.

Anyway, if it were to go like this:

Sir,

This is to notify you that your participation in our seminar have yielded lucrative output for you. Please visit our site www.youarestupidandbouttogetspammed.com for more information on how you would gain your property.

Please be noted that if you fail to respond within a week of this letter, your prize will be awarded to the next participant.

Sincerely, Mr Jonathan Gomez.

Formal letter, plausible name, and fine print on the site.

Not the best but fuck, better than your shit bitch.

3) Loneliness can grasp you at any time.

This happens a lot. You're laughing along ith the crowd feeling gay as shit, cracking jokes, giving high fives when all of the sudden you look around you and those people you've just spent time laughing with have no idea who the fuck you really are. They know you superficially and they stop there, they don't make any effort to even probe deeper, not a tad bit curious whether you're secretly a hooker or whether you're hiding anything. Then you ponder whether are you the problem, did you cause this have you been subconsciously pushing people away... If you're like me, you'd eventually grin and realise heck, so what if you're too outwardly complex that no one can truly pry you open, be proud of it. Be proud because the little percentage of people that you can find are the ones who you can truly keep and treasure. It becomes a filter and holy fuck in God's name I'm fucken glad I have it.

4) Things never make sense.

Well of course. You were expecting a sandwich at lunch but an egg comes. You expect your wife to come home but turns out she already went 'home' (HA-HA!). You expect your boss to like you after the presentation you gave but the next day he fired your ass off. You expected one thing. You never get it.

This is probably the best thing that could happen when one is a pessimist. You never expect anything. You expect 0 in every exam, you get 10 and it cheers you up. You find your wife in bed with another guy, heck, at least she's still there. Your best friend stabs you in the back, hell, you've got another person's burden to let go off. See how awesome it is? You never expect, hence you never get disappointed.

Point is, stop whining and move on. Stop telling others how hard it is to live bla3. Everybody else is already so full of life's shit to have yours piled up on them. Except for gullible people. My god, what would life be without them.

Anyways, yeah, move along.