Monday, June 29, 2009

Musical Lesson

“And that is my answer, young man.” I looked at her, puzzled; I even convinced myself that she truly is mad, until the song My Way floated in the air like the hovering morning mist. It came from the old battered jukebox in the corner of the whitewashed walls of the diner. A smile spread on my face and I silently nodded, what she said had dissolved into my pores and settled in my mind.

That was how I began to understand life, a lady whom people looked at in disgust, a lady whom people insulted, a lady who on busy days and peak hours, wouldn’t even be spared a glance; what more sympathy. My conscience was in turmoil; how could a homeless person understand so much about life, how could she; who have never been out there calculating the stock prices or audited major companies know so much? The nights I had were then spent with her, each hour passed learning countless lessons of life. What amazed me was that she told her tale of virtues through the songs that were played on the battered jukebox; some of them were played millions of times yet each time, a new lesson is unveiled somewhat magically, it was as if fairy dust were raining down on us. I would just stare with my mouth hung open, listening tentatively to what she had to say and finally, after what seemed to be an endless road of enlightenment, we would say our goodbyes and go back to the life that saps out the very core of us.

The next morning, I woke up, got dressed and rushed to work; facing a huge pile of paperwork that never seem to diminish in thickness. I used to sigh; bemoaning my bad luck but still manage to finish up what had to be done in time to catch the last bus home but now… Now I look at the mountain of paper and ink and think: Is this what life means? To slave over something that nobody would look twice at and go home each day with an empty feeling in me? No! I refuse to believe that; what more after I have been enlightened by a homeless woman. Then the thought struck my mind as if Zeus himself lost his composure and went berserk. How cruel could life be, to leave a human being so intelligible, as precious as her to fend for herself on the streets and let these idiotic bunch of arrogant shallow humans to rule a country. It made me burn inside.

As usual I met her after the city itself has calmed down; when the fumes from the cars thinned and the depressed occupants get drunk alone in their living rooms. She was there as always, huddled in a corner with a thin piece of cloth failing at its job to keep her warm. At that moment anger filled my heart; how could God allow this to happen? Why? At that very moment, she looked directly to him and exhaled.

“My boy, you should never blame God for what is happening in this world. The fault lies in every single on of us here, including you and of course, me.”

“But you don’t belong here. Not on the streets. You belong there,” He pointed towards the skyscrapers that mocked the clouds, “You are the one that has every right to be there, governing the way we live.” Her eyelids drooped and suddenly she seemed so fragile, even the wind might cause her to shatter into a million tiny pieces. Then, a fragile woman she was no more, for her might returned to her and she cleared her throat.

“Tell me. Are you going to chat with me the whole day out here in the cold or are you going to treat me to a warm cup of instant coffee? Come on child, the jukebox’s tale has not been fully sung. You obviously have more questions and I have a feeling that the songs that are going to be played today will be able to help. Help me up.” I grinned at her statement and extended an arm so that she could pull herself up. We made our way past the ever-suspicious alley cats, up a few steps and into the warmth of the diner.

We sat down away from the wild teenagers and chatty waitresses and made ourselves comfortable. When the staff understood that the only thing we wanted were cups of coffee as long as we were there, he raised an eyebrow discreetly, shook his head and walked away; the sole of his old sneakers making a scratching sound due to the sand attached to it. We sipped our coffee and then there was a pause; as if the world had stopped revolving for a few seconds in acknowledgement of the little joys of life and then she broke the silence.

“So what would you like to ask me today? Come on now, don’t be shy.”

“I have been thinking…” I absentmindedly toyed with the greasy spoon left on the table, “How have you gained so much knowledge and yet, stop me if I offend you, you are a homeless person. A bum. It’s just outrageous when I think of it, surely you are able to find a job and get a roof over your head.” She laughed and shook her head as she would every time I asked her a question.

“How do you define a home my boy? You said I’m homeless but to me those streets are my halls, the garbage bins are my furniture and the stars above are my chandelier.” At that very moment, Motley Crue’s Home Sweet Home started playing from the old jukebox. I feel astonished every single time. “A home is what you want it to be, when you run away from one, it is not always as an act of anger or depression but sometimes we humans need to find some other place where we could be cosy. It may be a dilapidated motel room; it might be under a bridge or in my case, the streets. I love the feeling of just being there, there is so much to see, so much excitement. Everyday is an adventure, a new tale of conquest.”

“That… does make sense actually. Have you ever had a feeling of wanting something more? A better place?” Again she laughed.

“We are human. It is in our nature to improvise; to better ourselves in every way. However, sometimes; if we’re lucky, there will be a place that seems so heavenly that you’re heart will say: No! This is the place where I belong. And at that time, my boy, you will understand that at certain parts of our life, we could be satisfied with what we have. Again I stress, if one is lucky enough.”

“How about loneliness? Surely you get that?” There was a crashing sound. Some teenager was kicking the jukebox. Apparently, it wasn’t in working condition any longer. Then, after a moment, Elvis’s Are You Lonesome Tonight floated out of the speakers. I shuddered. Every single time. The songs seem to fit whatever the topic was. The woman just smiled and took a bite out of her bread.

“Yes, I do get lonely but then I look at the vast amounts of people who have loved ones right in front of their eyes; yet in their hearts they are lonelier than I am. It is written on their faces, it shines out from their eyes.”

The conversation continued and various topics were discussed. Of course, a fitting song for each of them was aired each time and I would shiver in excitement and fright. I looked at my watch. Only an hour had passed. The night was unusually long to night. I brushed the thought and focused my attention towards the woman, suggesting that we took a breather after the long conversations. It made me feel somewhat bad to let a woman of her age to entertain me for long periods of time. She agreed and after a while, a song that I loved was played.

“This is my favourite song. As a child, I would listen to it for hours and I won’t even feel bored. You know it?” I closed my eyes and waited for a reply. It came quite slowly, as if she herself was enjoying the music.

“Free Bird. Such an enlightening song. It represents so much.” She opened her eyes and fell silent. It did not occur to me that she expected me to explain. She raised her right eyebrow and tilted her head; a sign for me to go on.

“Whenever I hear this song, I could picture myself sprouting wings and flying away, not looking back at whatever it is behind me and just fly away to a destination that is not on a map. The song represents freedom that is achieved by leaving all that one attaches himself to in the world.” I took a deep breathe and exhaled audibly. It felt good to have said something that to me was very intelligible. However, I realised that she wore a veil of discontentment over her, an aura seem to envelope her. “Why? What’s wrong?”

“Nothing is wrong child. It is not my right to question your interpretation. However, the way you think is exactly like the common people nowadays. Do you not feel the sadness of the person that is being left behind in the song? Don’t you even feel the pain that the man who wants to be free feels? He needs to leave everything, everything behind! There is a price for freedom and in this song, he is determined enough to pay it off but still, his pain is very well stated in this song.” She sighed. I was dumbfounded. All that she said was true; it made all the sense in the world. How could I have not sensed it? It was repeated throughout the song. I felt disgusted with myself. I was… similar to all those people out there…

We went our separate ways then; I went back home to the comfort of my bed and she returned to the company of the alley cats. However I found myself visiting the woman much more after that, sometimes I would skip work just to gain what I thought was more valuable from her.

Approximately a month later, I went to see her. I searched the alleyways and behind the dumpsters; asked the ignorant public but to no avail. A voice screamed in me but I silenced it, there was no way she could leave without saying goodbye. I sprinted towards the diner to find it deserted. The empty chairs and polished tables added to the eerie atmosphere. I inched towards our usual seat, my heart raced and my throat dry. She wasn’t there. I collapsed, my body felt numb and my tears which had long been idle, flowed; branching anywhere it found a restriction and ultimately it fell onto the floor. She was gone. Just like a spore, she followed the wind to another foreign place; untraceable. I wept; the light of guidance was now gone and I’m stranded in darkness, all I could do was try to reason out why it happened but my efforts were futile. Then… the sound of a complex mechanism at work, a record is slotted into place. The battered jukebox. I rushed towards it and gripped the sides till my knuckles hurt.

“Come on! Tell me something! Please!” The answer? A familiar song. A very good one too. It starts with a continuous plucking of guitar strings, a sound of a man clearing his throat. Immediately the tears ceased to flow, instead I stepped back and closed my eyes, losing myself to the sound of Pink Floyd echoing throughout the diner, the streets outside and the stars or chandeliers. The song played and played until the jukebox ceased to function, a scratching sound followed by a crackling one and finally, an abrupt end.

Pedestrians and regular visitors of a diner frowned as they see a man huddled by a corner near it. Some were puzzled by the fact that it was now a man and no longer a woman. They stopped to ponder about it for awhile but they were disturbed by the expensive gadgets which they labelled as their life. He would just smile; he knew what it felt like being bound to those things. After all, he once was but now no longer. Some lucky ones had the privilege of being enlightened by a peculiar way, he explained life by showing photographs of what seemed normal to many but as he started to explain, they would see the images in such a beautiful manner that they understood what he was trying to say, it captivated them, enchanted them in a way. However, others marched on with their lives without ever noticing him. He never felt insulted at this, they were just preoccupied. The time will come for them to be enlightened; just as he once was by a woman and an old battered jukebox. So he waits, along with the alley cats as companions. He waits.


A.N.: It's a bit rushed, I think I could've done a better job on this. Still, I'm pretty satisfied but it's kinda corny, not really my style of writing... Hmmm... Changes ey... Feedback is most welcomed; if not forced.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

The dead moonwalker and the transvestite.

Michael Jackson is dead.

Megan Fox is a dude.

Let me repeat myself.

Michael Jackson is dead.

Megan Fox is a dude.

What the fuck is happening.

Michael Jackson is awesome, I still could recall the days putting soap on my feet and trying to moonwalk while having a bath. Heck, i still do it nowadays. Minus the soap. Falling and cracking my head is not a pleasant experience.

He is the only guy that actually has style. Well, if you observe all the fucking artists nowadays, it's always the same thing; punk, emo, lifeless fuckers that walk around with razors constantly in contact with their skin. Not that I have anything against cutting (A-hem) but the whole I-hate-the-world thing gets old after a while. While all this is happening, MJ puts on a hat in some fancy way, screams out 'Smooth Criminal', starts moonwalking and everybody goes 'FUCK! Is he a squid?!'. That, little kiddies, does not get old. Then, just like that, I opened DArt and finds a million tributes for him. I went 'Is it MJ week ah?'.

He died.

He fucking died.

A non-theathrical exit, no goodbyes, he didn't even moonwalk out.

Son of a bitch. What an irony. You live your life full of props and fancy stuff but you die just like that. WHAM.

Still, nobody could forget Thriller or Smooth Criminal. Perfect.

Now we move to Megan Fox.

Who happens to be a dude?

As in hairy legged, facial hair + schlong dude?

To Megan Fox's fans out there who fantasize about her day and night:

*Roaring Laughter*

This is why one should stick to celebs that have already given birth to kids. People might look at you and go 'Dude, you're disturbed man' but hell, it's way better than me telling you 'Dude, you jack off to a dude mate.'

Revelations. What would life be without them. Okay, enough on chics with schlongs.

Today, I had to make a big decision. Life changing if you must; not in a good way. I hate it more than ever, making decisions that is. Especially when it's not necessary. Seriously, can't it wait until I get back to M'sia? Or if you're that impatient, at least wait until my exams are over la bitch. Yes, I called you a bitch for the first time, see what happens when I stop playing Mr. Nice Guy? Still, it's bound to happen anyway, my mouth seem to itch due to the need to curse when i'm around you and I've ignored it. But now I can say anything that I want (Read: You gave permission) so here: Shallow ignorant fuck. Go have your fucking blonde moments somewhere potentially fatal, therefore it will save me the fucking trouble of pulling the trigger myself. Yeah, people like you don't deserve to go through any of my fucking torture schemes. It's better if you die within a timespan of a few miliseconds.

Enough with le angst.

What's new?

1. Depression is scary at times. I wonder what'll happen if I fail to claw my way out of the vortex.
2. I am coming to terms with the fact that I'm in a study group for the first time in my life.
3. I am also coming to terms with the fact that I spend an average of 6-7 hours in the library for the past 10 days. Hmmm, shouldn't libraries be kryptonite to me?
4. There's too much blood in me. Need to find ways to effectively remove them.
5. I'll take a song to explain this one. 'You shouldn't come around here, singing up people like that.' It's obviously not on purpose but hello, it is so easily misintepretated by people like me. Which will obviously turn out to be just another fantasy of mine. Then, you'll escape unscathed and free while I rot in a cesspit that I threw myself into. Perfect. Amusing isn't it, watching me be this way.
6. I have to admit, some Malay songs are damn good la wei. As in old ones.
7. No more layaning the stalkers. I am going to tear you apart, limb by limb and play football with your head. Please, I cannot afford to go all everyone-is-equal shit anymore. You are nobody to me. Get that through your thick skull.
8. Do not try to cheer me up. What you do is destructive. I'm talking bout the clouds here. To those who're offended, go dance in lava.
9. There's a wonderland in our college compound. Now all I need to do is find a rabbit hole so that I'll be able to jump in and not return here.

Oh man, don't you get the irresistable urge to do this?:

You've been hit by *Hump air* You've been struck by *Hump air* a smooth criminal.

You don't? What a freak.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Depression.

If I don't wake up tomorrow, just smile and move on.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Couple.

So anyways, I was talking to this Egyptian girl I met at the exhibition when she went into the topic of relationships. Read: Me no likey. Anyways, as the conversation goes along with her constant prodding into my personal life, I decided to tell her things. Which is something that I regret. Truly.

H: You have any girlfriends?
Me: No, not that lucky.
H: But why?
Me: As I said, not that lucky.
H: Oh... Ever had any?
Me: Yeah some, but hardly worth mentioning.
H: Why?
Me: Uh... Coz it lasted less than 3 months? Things like that don't really strike me as significant.
H: Why didn't it last?
Me: ...
H: ?
Me: Coz of many things? Or maybe I was just bored.
H: HOW COULD YOU?!
Me: O.o
H: How could you play with girls like that?
Me: What do you mean play with them?
H: You were bored?!
Me: I said, there were many things. The boredom part came at the last moments.
H: Yeah so why didn't it work? Give me an example.
Me: (Supress need to say What the bloody fuck?) Uh, we were not on the same frequency?
H: So what if you're not on the same frequency. You still can make it.
Me: The hell... Look, it wasn't anything serious at that time, we both had our own thing going on so basically it ended. Understand?
H: !!!
Me: ?
H: So you were playing around with her!
Me: What?!
H: Maybe she wanted to test you!
Me: I wasn't going to fucking marry her
H: So why'd you have a girlfriend for?
Me: WHAT?! I'm fucking 17 for fuck's sake. Did it occur to you that it's fucked up to get married so young?
H: So what? You can marry her when you're older
Me: I do not believe in relationships lasting for 10 years. That's pure unadulterated bullshit.
H: You can if you want to.
Me: Exactly. If I want to.
H: You don't? So how are you going to get married when you want to?
Me: I don't wait 10 years for it.
H: I can't believe you would do that to girls. I bet she left you because she couldn't take it.
Me: Hahaha, actually, we broke up coz she cheated on me.

Tsk, tsk, watch your mouth woman. I might not be in such a good mood next time. Anyways, really, 10 year relationship might work with otherwordly creatures but not with me. I have a very short attention span mind you. So what a bout marriage you ask? Marriage is different you stupid fuck, marriage is when you take up a responsibility; it's when saying I don't care is not an option. Marriage is when you honour a vow you take and if you break it, you're such a man-bitch/whore.

So back to what she was saying, her idea is that two people becomes an item only under the intention of getting married. These two people will then fight anything that comes their way which might threaten said relationship. Finally, after a period of time, they will get married and live happily ever after. The end.

I'm sorry, you must have confused your identity with somebody else's. I think you're a character from a fairytale who got lost in the real world. Right? Coz what you're trying to force into me really sounds like a carbon copy of Snow White and the horny seven dwarves. Where is your brain woman?

I don't deny the fact that some people have been able to be in a relationship for a gazillion years, get married and lived happily bla3. But have you ever wondered that things might go wrong? Things that you will not be able to fend off? Do you really think that this so called 'love' thingy was that strong? Maybe you could but have you ever considered death? I doubt that.

I will tell you the reason of why I approve this coupling shit. It's to know the other person better, to find out the flaws etc etc. It's when you are together as an item that you can be sure that the other person is not some mad psychopathic paedophile that will rape every single one of your kids and feed them Friskies everyday till they die of trauma. Random, but it might happen. See, the sole purpose of being an item is to get to know the other person better, if he/she rubs you the wrong way, it ain't working out. I find it amusing and also fucked up that some people try so desperately to change who they are just so that it suits his/her significant other. If he/she is truly the one for you, he/she'll accept you along with your flaws, your freaky pet peeves and you as a whole. No one should change just so to satisfy the other. That is waaaaayyy wrong to me.

Marriage is overrated. Seriously. Everything ends with marriage. It's like when you get married, you break out of the cocoon that your life once wrapped you in. Newsflash: Marriage is the cocoon. Again, some lucky ones might make it. You assholes. See, that's why it is fucking important to know just who the fuck you're gonna spend the rest of your life with. If you don't, can you imagine the fuckloads of lives you're gonna destroy? Imagine what's gonna happen to your kid. Oh and to those who're about to load they're I'm-Saint-Anti-Couple Shotgun, going out together and spending quality time doesn't mean you dive into the nearest bush and start to have kinky sex. Ever heard of chaperones? Wait, maybe too big of a word for some people. Read: An adult who supervises one or more unmarried men or women during social occasions. Courtesy of Wikipedia.

Now there's this huge notice thingy at uni saying shit bout 'As a (Thank you for the correction. You know who you are.) Medical Student, what do you think of marriage when you're still studying or some shit like that. Seriously, what does being a medical student have to do with anything? Maybe you wanted us to write something medically related? Hmmmm.... I think this passes the test?

As a Medical Student, I think that marriage when I'm still studying will disrupt my studies due to the hormones raging in my body each time I look at my wife. My brain will cease to work as my receptors will only react to sex, sex and more sex. This will lead to me failing all my tests and also cause depression and eventual suicide due to the mounting stress of having to repeat all my tests. That's just me.

Yes, that was a joke. To those who have no sense of humour, hate mails are welcomed. I don't know. If you guys want to open a discussion board for medical students, shouldn't it be about more Medically related stuff? Like 'What do you think of patients who refuse to take medication due to personal views' etc etc. At least give something that is related.

Okay, enough already, Dr. Phil is possesing me.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Hey You.

Note: Title stolen from Pink Floyd due to the gears in my brain jamming up.

Z.F.: You need to sleep.
Me: I think so too.
Z.S.: What the... Chill la macha, you're not that sleepy yet.
Me: I am, you dilapidated cekodok.
Z.F.: So what you waiting for? The bed looks very inviting.
Z.S.: Is it just me or did you just called me a banana ball?
Me: I know I should but I kinda feel like the time used for sleeping is no longer useful. And yes, I did call you a banana ball.
Z.F.: That coming from you is somewhat outrageous. No longer useful? You get fucking inspired when you sleep. What the fuck has Egypt done to you.
Z.S.: Why banana ball? Why?
Me: No longer mate. My source of inspiration has shifted to somewhere I can't seem to reach. Or understand.
Z.S.: I wanna be called Hoorijammy. Call me that.
Z.F.: Right. You can die from exhaustion you know. I'm just saying.
Me: Yeah heard bout that. But, I feel fine, really. And can you please stop it with the fucking randomness? It gets on my nerve sometimes.
Z.S.: Ooohh you can die from not sleeping? Now that's bullshit mate. Worst case scenario is that you pass out. And fucker, my randomness is what defines you. So don't start with that shit.
Z.F.: You can and you will if you continue like this.
Me: So what, dying doesn't look so bad now.
Z.S.: Hey, I wanna live. Don't die yet. Not until I control you.
Z.F.: Now that's pure bullshit. You love life as much as some old chinese loves his caligraphy art thingy.
Me: Meh, I think I can handle losing it.
Z.S.: Haha! Le Angst! You remind me of Keats!
Z.F.: Enough, sinner, go away. Life has it's ups and downs. You know that. So stop acting like you're the only one that have problems.
Z.S.: You bhaenchod. Looking for a fight ey?
Me: Stop it. I have a fucking headache. What you mean... I don't have problems. I'm just having my yearly depression period.
Z.F.: That shit don't exist.
Z.S.: Belle... Belle... So charming, so perfect... I wanna meet her.
Me: It does exist. Look at what happened after form 5. 2 months mate, I was lucky to get out with a few scars. Might not be so lucky next time.
Z.F.: Okay, good point. Still, things were different back then. It'll be fine mate.
Z.S.: Let's stalk her. Yes. Let's.
Me: How is it my friend that things are any different. It's worse than before, that I can tell you.
Z.F.: Sigh. Let's just see how things work out aight? For now, you need sleep.
Z.S.: Wait, please tell me you're gonna do something bout her. I mean, she's giving off vibes man! DO SOMEHING!
Me: You're gonna kill me one day. Thanks.

Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, dont help them to bury the light
Dont give in without a fight.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Sleepless nights 11 - Life is not hard.

It's gets annoying to see the fuckloads of people saying stuff like 'Life is so hard' etc etc. Really, it's okay at first but it gets on my nerves after a few times.

Life is a bitch, there is no denying it but it is not hard in any way. It has it's ups and downs but that's what makes it really worth. There's always a mountain to climb; each day, a new one will pop out of nowhere and in my case, I stare at it and usually go: Holy fuck, I gotta climb 'THAT?. I bemoan my luck but when I finally come to terms with it, I'll look back and shrug, it wasn't such a bad thing. Then a new day comes and a bigger mountain grins at me and I can do nothing except grin back.

Worst of all, it is when people say life is hard when it comes to relationships and so on. Seriously, do want a rock shoved into your ass or would you prefer cabinets? Coz I sure as hell would prefer my leg being the one. Let's take an example.

Miss. X likes Mr. Y but Miss X is being pursued by Mr Z. And Miss X would everyday, without fail say 'Oh fuck, life is so hard' when she is doing good in other parts of her life.

Oh, this does not refer to anyone, if you get offended, the door out is the red button on the top-right of the screen.

Have you ever wondered why, when you keep on bemoaning your luck, things get worse and worse? It's because you keep your mind occupied on that very issue that every single thing that ends up being fucked up is magnified a thousand times. If you keep your mind occupied on other issues, let's say some other thing that's going on pretty good at that time, believe me, things won't seem so bad. If you're going to give me the 'Nothing is ever good in my life' shit, then a big fuck you I present thou. I refuse to believe God is that cruel to make your life such a living hell.

I'm not saying I'm Saint I-am-so-fucking-optimistic. To those who believe I am, you do not know me that well so shut the fuck up. A-hem. Do excuse the angst. I'm going to say something which might seem self-boasting but do look at the moral value.

When I lost my wallet which I have always labelled as my life, I really felt as if the doors to hope have shut, locked fifteen times in a row, barred with iron rods and with booby traps added onto it. But then I saw the people at the beach trying so hard to help including my friends and I despised myself for fucking being depressed. These were people who had no blood relation to me, knew me only for awhile and they were willing to sacrifice their time just to help me. After that, I just smiled; not because my brain cells died a horrid death due to the trauma but because I knew that whatever it is, there is always something around myself that I could use as support. Maybe it's because I have a different perspective on life. Beats me. Then, my family here supported me in ways that I could never ever repay. I hereby thank Shaz, Ika and my brother for helping out. After that, I occupied myself with things that didn't have to do with my belongings and it was okay. Not that it wasn't hard, do you have any fucking idea how deprived I get from not being able to hold a camera in my hands at all times? Still, I survived. A-hem, I now officially stop reminiscing.

My point is that life always have tricks hidden up her sleeve to fuck you upside down. It really is necessary, how would you learn, how could you be a stronger person if it doesn't? It's only when we humans are at the very edge of Death's scythe do we fight back with all our might. Whether we escape unharmed is another matter.

Okay, enough on that. It's getting mushy.

Things that annoy the shit out of me today:
  1. I've slapped myself a gazillion times today. Why? Coz those fucking mosquitos keep on getting on my cheeks. Cibai!
  2. Again, mosquitos, only that they aim my feet more. Cibai!
  3. I have this itch on my back that hurts like hell when scratched. Must be those mosquitos again. Cibai!
  4. I hate sleeping at night nowadays. It's like there's no point in doing so. Just by lying down on the bed attracts an army of mosquitos which makes sleepng impossible. I try to use the blanket as a fortress but fuck, it's like being roasted alive. Cibai!
  5. Why nobody answers the fucking phone when it's really urgent. Cibai!
  6. Facebook has become fucking dope. Cibai!
  7. Urgh! Cibai!
Song of the day: Dosed by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Word of the day:

From Merriam-Webster's:
Pronunciation:
\ˌa-bə-ˈrij-(ˌ)nē, -ˈri-jə-\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Latin aborigines, plural, from ab origine from the beginning
Date:
1533
1: an aboriginal inhabitant especially as contrasted with an invading or colonizing people
2often capitalized : a member of any of the indigenous peoples of Australia

From The Devil's Dictionary:

ABORIGINIES, n. Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a
newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.

Ciow.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Wrath.

The embers of her cigarette brightened as she took a drag. Blue smoke pooled at her full lips and swam out, taking shapes of demons and angels alike as it floated upwards into the cold still morning. She sighed and crushed the cigarette onto the glass ashtray. It wasn't going to be good day. She got up, ignoring the protest of her muscles and will, and walked, no, drifted towards the wash room.

The mirror reflected a beautiful woman, maybe in need of a good nights sleep but beautiful nonetheless. She brushed her teeth and turned on the shower at the same time, cringing at the chill of the icy cold water. Taking a shower was not an option that day, she was allergic to the cold water and she knows it. The splash of the cold water on her face was electric, it coursed through her skin and into her bloodstream. It travelled into her brain and demolished whatever fatigue or sleepiness that lingered there. She took a quick glance into the mirror before she left the bathroom. This time, the reflection was no more a beautiful woman but a handsome man. He sighed as he entered his bedroom.

His life is a continuous cycle of the same items carefully planned and executed. A routine, a boring, dull, lustreless life. However, it was the only way he had survived. There was no way he could have gotten to his current position, and being able to accomplish a few notable feats, if he had listened to what his heart told him. Never. After he got dressed, he walked out of his house to see only his driver there; he was trying to get a stain off the car. With a wave of his hand, the driver started the car and drove below the speed limit.

"Where to, sir?" He thought of it and then made his decision.
"The sea. I need some fresh air."

He gritted his teeth as his driver swerved the car at a junction. He hated speed. To him, the thrill seekers or so called adrenaline junkies were better off dead. His phone rang. He ignored it and looked out of the window instead. He saw the kids running around and dreamily thought about his past. Those were the days where nothing really mattered except for having fun. His family was not the typical loving one; the very opposite to say the least but he got through. He knocked on his temples lightly and just like that, the memories floated out of his head like mist on a cold winter morning.

He found himself unable to avert his eyes from his reflection on the tinted window. He saw himself looking back at him for a few seconds and then... A woman winking her eyes and grinning slyly. His eyes widened and he felt his throat tighten, then it all disappeared.

"Drive faster you moron. What is this? You trying to show the world you're a designated driver or something? Step on it!" She leaned back and scoffed. So much for adrenaline junkies better off being dead. From the corner of her eyes she saw a man's terrified face in the tinted window. Another sly grin and she rolled down the window, the wind from the outside surging into the car.

"Sir? We're here." She thought of strangling the driver for calling her sir and waking her up from her deep sleep but thought against it. It was not his fault that he could not differentiate a woman chained in a man's body. She grumbled and stepped out of the car yawning lightly. Where was she? Ah, of course. The bastard's favourite place. The sea.

"Go get something to eat and stop staring at me as if I'm going to shoot myself. Fucking take your leave. Now." The driver was once confused by this metamorphosis of personalities his employer undergoes but after a year or two, it became somewhat amusing. He tossed the keys up into the air, opened the car door, snatched it from mid-air and slid into the metal cocoon in one swift motion. He never looked back as he drove away. He of all people knew what his employer is capable of doing once he switched personalities. Oh yes, of course he knew. He was there and every single time, he gets an unmistakable chill up his spine.

She stretched and pondered on what to do now that she was stuck by an isolated seaside. He intrigues her, what could a man possibly do by a seaside? That was when she saw a homeless person wandering around. And her fingers tingled and she started to salivate, her heart raced as adrenaline raged in her boiling blood. The sanity she had left was only to think: This must be my day.

He woke up with his head pounding and with a very obscene taste in his mouth. His muscles were on fire and then, as he struggled to get up, realised that his ankle was sprained. He frowned and sat down heavily. His eyes were cloudy and when it cleared up, he saw the sea in front of him; the sun slowly being drowned by the horizon and when he turned around, the body of a man, half consumed, hung on a tree in a spread eagle position. His fingers shivered uncontrollably as it travelled towards his mouth and traced a line on his lower lip. The finger stayed there; chiefly because his brain was telling him that he could not handle the truth and also because he refused to believe it. A moment passed, the finger left his lip and his field of vision was slowly brought upon his finger. He did not even have the time to scream.

A few hours later, he found himself lying on a very comfortable leather seat of a car; he assumed that it was his. His driver, realising he was awake, decelerated the car an approximately forty miles an hour.

"Rough day, sir?"
"What the hell happened? Tell me what the hell happened!" He was slightly hysterical, somehow he felt that anybody would if only they went through what he did.
"What do you mean what happened? I wasn't even there, sir. After you failed to answer my calls, I went back to the sea and saw you lying unconscious on sand."
"What about the dead person?!" The driver fell silent and kept his eyes on the road. He sighed, lit a cigarette and smiled as he felt the nicotine doing it's job.
"Sir, I do not mean any disrespect by saying this but I feel that you have some issues you need taking care off. You know, on the inside? That's the fucking devil you have in you." The street lights shone on his face as if mocking him, laughing at him in his time of need.

As soon as he got home he ran in and locked the door behind him; his driver feeling the least offended, walked away from his house to a nearby grocery shop and bought a bottle of whiskey. It was the only way he could bear what he saw.

Cold sweat broke and he couldn't stop himself from shivering. How was he capable of that? He tried to see himself tearing the flesh off another human being and failed; he had to rush to the bathroom and vomit all of it out. What he saw in the toilet bowl further increased his nausea; a lone finger, half digested and worst of all, it came out from his mouth.

It was only then that he felt a sense of resentment and utmost anger towards whatever that has been causing this, his hands were balled into fists and his face flushed. He took a chair and slammed the legs onto the floor in front of a full length mirror and sat down heavily. He proceeded to glare at his reflection. Nothing happened and after an hour he thought of something else. He was going to draw the demon into the open and stop him from causing anymore harm.

"I'm not leaving this spot until I get answers. I mean it. Even if I'm going to have to chain myself, I'm not leaving." He knew that it was somewhat idiotic to talk to a mirror but he had to try. He had to. However after a few hours of mindless babbling and empty threats, his attention started to evaporate and he even found himself dreaming. That was the very moment he heard it, he might have imagined it but he was sure he heard it. A minute sound. A scoff.

"Who's there? I demand you to come out!"
"I swear... You watch to much movies. You sound just like a bad actor reading an equally bad script." The voice seem to echo of the walls of his room.
"Show yourself!"
"Where the fuck are you looking?" Two claps coming from the mirror. His body instinctively took a step back. "Oh my, scared you didn't I? Tell me, do I owe you an apology?"
"You... You're the one from the car window! What... Why are you doing this?!" In the mirror was a fine looking lady, maybe in need of a good night's sleep, she was sitting down on the chair with her legs crossed and a smile that never leaves her face.
"Bingo. What do you mean why I am doing this? You do know who I am don't you?"
"No, if I was such a fucking genius, I wouldn't be asking you these questions." The fact that he was so calm remained a mystery to him. He should be scared, he knew it but somehow his mind and body did not register this woman as a threat.
"You're pretty slow, I have to admit." She produced a cigarette from the vast amount of creases on her purple dress and lit it. Blue smoke swam around as she started to speak. "I am apart of you; believe me, I would rather not be, I am your manifestation of anger. Basically, I am apart of you; again, I rather not be."
"That has got to be the biggest joke of the year. You cannot be me. You don't even look like me. And I am not an angry person, I have never been." He was confident of everything he said until he saw her face. She wore an expression of sincere sympathy, as if mourning for a lost loved one.
"Have you ever wondered why, as a child, you kept forgetting? You never remembered the abuse your father gave you every single day, you never remembered the traumatising bits of your life."
"What does that have to do with anything? My past is none of your concern"
"Oh, believe me, it does. Your past was what shaped me, created me. I am your vessel, you everyday hate is channeled into me. And of course, it is the nature of every container to burst, to explode when too much the pressure inside is too overwhelming. That is the time I surface to empty the container. Do you understand?"
"No, I don't fucking understand. My anger is not to a point where I go around fucking eating people. I do not... I..." He was at a lost for words. Somehow what she said made all the sense in the world.

The woman in the mirror then stood up and stretched. She walked towards the reflection of the cupboard and opened it, shifting through what looked like an extensive collection of woman's garments. She then closed it and grinned.

"The thing is... I've somewhat taken a liking to the world. It's so much more exciting than what I perceive when I'm in you..."
"What are you getting to?" He could feel the hairs on the back of his neck rising.
"You really are slow witted. I'm saying that I want to be the one that is controlling. I want to be you."
"What?! No!" He was frightened. Truly. He looked at the door and thought of running away. This was a big mistake.
"Do you really think that running away will make a difference? You are weak, if I want to take control right now, I could but, me being such a courteous lady, I do have the need to ask for your thoughts on this." She blew on her fingernails and polished them on her dress. She cleared her throat. "So? Can I?"

By the time the whiskey bottle lost half of it's content, the driver was already drunk. He has never been able to tolerate alcohol, not once in his life could he leave from a party sober. In his state, he heard the door of his employer's house being opened and he stood up, shakily, to greet him. He put the bottle down and walked towards him.

"Did you settle it?" His vision was hazy due to the alcohol, he misinterpreted his employer's grin as a normal, happy one.
"Oh yes, we don't have to worry about any demons anymore, my friend."
"That's good to hear, sir, you really scare me everytime you get into your crazy state." There was a malicious gleam in his employer's eyes.
"Sir?"

*END*

A/N: And there you fucking have it, I told you I'll finish it after Anatomy exam. God, I am far from happy, it just misses something... Maybe because I changed the theme halfway through the story? Meh. Feedback is needed here, more than ever.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Sleepless Nights 10 - Woes.

Here I am looking at the clock and listening to the distant sound of Bob's voice speaking and all I can think of is:

ANATOMY EXAM IS IN 4 HOURS.

Yeah, I know. Wait. I don't. Forgive me for not being on the same frequency as all of you other normal humans but right now, sleep deprived and in submission, I really can't think straight (The Author reminded himself that he has never been on the same frequency. Ever.). My life force is being forcefully sucked by a huge radioactive straw labelled ANATOMY and I can't do shit about it. No, screaming would just wake the vast amount of neighbours I now have. Again, no, banging my head on the wall would just cause more memory loss in which I really couldn't afford to have right now. Of course, jumping off the building is not an option, I refuse to have my COD stamped as 'Death from studying anatomy.' I refuse. Now, more straws are being forcefully inserted into my body, namely in the form of fucking mosquitos. Sigh. Where have the good ol' worriless days gone to... Please, that's a rhetorical question. If you don't know what it means, basically it's a question that you don't fucking answer.

I opened my deviantart page today and I got a somewhat unpleasant surprise. Well, actually pleasant at first then it just went bad. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. Yes, you. Forgiving and forgetting is not in my nature, I might not hold grudges but I sure as hell have a good memory.

Talking bout DArt, (The Author pauses and takes a bite from the heavenly Coffee MORO by Cadbury and savours the taste, floats for awhile in the clouds and then realise that he's just imagining things) I realise that they aren't gonna come to Egypt. EVER. Damn it. Turns out the world tour thing was based on the world's most populated places by Google. And no, Egypt and Malaysia is not included. Damn. So now, I call upon every able bodied person out there to start reproducing. That way, DArt will come to M'sia! Oh, genius, genius! No? Please? Pretty please?

I had a dream that I went crazy today. Before you laugh and say 'You're already fucking crazy, stop bullshitting.', let me explain. Ever seen a movie where the characters got strapped on to a table to prevent them from harming others and themselves? Yeah, problem is I wasn't fucking strapped on to a fucking table. DING DING. In my dream I kept on getting these visions of bad things happening and it got to a point where I can't take it and started to go berserk. Read: Self-induced injuries and a fuckload of demolishing furniture. Awesomeness. A foresight of what I'm about to become in a few years time? Hmmm... Oh, to Sukh and Nithya, a big fuck you motherchods! Your bets about me becoming normal in 2 years time in 2008 doesn't seem so fucking realistic now does it? You guys now officially owe me 20 cartons of Dunhills and free meals whenever I feel like it. HAHA!

I'd love to say: Back to Anatomy right now, but no, it's back to cigarettes and MORO for me.

Ciow

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Sleepless Nights 9 - Stranger than Fiction.

In response to finally accomplishing the feat of watching Stranger than Fiction from the beginning to the end (Including the credits, mind you.), I have only to things to say.
  1. That it was a fucking good movie and it gave me inspiration to continue on my long lost novels; even if it meant writing them again from scratch due to a certain dead external.
  2. That I have officially put Maggie Gyllenhaal as the hottest woman to star in a movie. I am not shitting you.
FUCK!

She is hot, I swear to God, any movie decorated with her face in it will be a must see movie for me. Sigh. We need more of her genes around in this world.

Okay, enough on that. Let me introduce you to a few characters that have been waiting in silence because of the lack of attention span I have.

  1. Mr. Hafri Rykes. He is from my novel 'A Broken Pencil, OCD and a Serious Nicotine Addiction', though I might change the title. He doesn't smoke that much in the novel or maybe he does, only that it doesn't really show in the novel. Basically the story is about a random guy leaving home due to family related shit and finding himself in dire straits when something that he imagined turned out to be the most sought after 'thing' by the people from another dimension. Seems too sci-fi like? It's not, believe me, far from it. Here's a preview.

    It all started with a broken pencil. And suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder. And having an addiction to cigarettes. Well, in life, things can start with a shitload of things.

    Being in a hotel room alone with the company of noisy air conditioning and the distinct scent of old bourbon wasn’t the ideal getaway for Mr. Hafri. Mr. Hafri Rykes. If a nineteen year old teenager, new to the outside world, with only a couple of crumpled notes in his back pocket- well, forty five bucks to be precise- could be called a Mister, then yes, he would definitely be one. Otherwise, he would be happy enough with any other name which is directed to him.

    He sank into the creaking and rotten furniture he assumed to be his bed- every moment spent worrying whether the bed would finally succumb to his weight and break, the springs in the mattress violently jutting out and brutally impaling him to death- and smiled. He loved the churning feeling in his stomach, the hurricane raging in his mind and the cold sweat breaking all over his body. He loved all of it. He was, in the simplest of terms, in misery. Now, the term misery could differentiate in meaning to different people. Some, usually the pious, take earthly pleasures as misery. Women, money, a stable income and a bloody house. Oh God! I am suffering! Take it away! Take it away before I fall into the depths of hell just because I want to live comfortably! Yes, the pious. The mentally deranged and disturbed takes misery as happiness. The wrong way. It is as if happiness and other joys of the world acts like dilute hydrochloric acid. Pour it on your hand and the first minute passes like watching a couple of children playing in the playground. Second minute, it becomes a wee bit itchy. The big bully comes. Third minute, keep on scratching and the big bully accidentally hits a kid too hard on the head and voila, his neck breaks. Well, speaking metaphorically that is. Then comes, the people who take compliments as misery. It is less torture to run them over with a ten tonne truck with spikes for wheels and molten steel poured over their bodies every three seconds than to give them a simple compliment such as, “Nice dress.” Be prepared to be machine gunned with moans of how bad the dress actually looks and so on. How it would be better off being shipped off to a third world country for the less fortunate. The ugly fact is that the dress will look bad afterwards.

    Do comment. Be as destructive as possible.

  2. Next comes Ned Teasley. No, I do not create names for fun, it just pops up in my brain while I'm thinking. Anyways, Ned is from the novel The Life and Times of Ned Teasley. Okay... Obvious enough huh... A-hem.

    The thunder roared as if God had accidentally pressed the big red button labelled Armageddon. The earth rumbled and brought down skyscrapers (not that there were any in the place we are in now, but just so you know, it was quite the scene.), lightning flashed across the sky every second. A house in a rural village was filled with naked men and women alike, all covered in seven different kinds of animal blood, all chanting and dancing around a woman deep in labour. Every few hours, a medium will step up and force her to drink a suspicious looking yellowish-brown concoction. She screamed as if what she was going to give birth to was the world in it's whole context itself. Then, with one final sip of the suspicious yellowish-brown concoction, a final massive heave and a final I-am-giving-birth-to-the world scream, she, well, finally gave birth.

    The child, who had an amazing future ahead of him, will one day be the owner of the world, more hated than loved, more prophecy related stuff, was a miracle to some and a curse to others. However, unlike most stories where the hero or main character opens their eyes in some magical or Oh-My-God-This-Child-Must-Be-Special-Quick-Inform-The-King-So-That-He-Can-Dramatically-Plot-To-Kill-Him way. He had no flaming sword in his small hands, nor did he kill the chanting naked people in front of him just by staring at them. He did not even have horns. Talk about being special. Still, looks could deceive; a harmless looking baby could, by defying all odds and destroying the imagination of avid readers, in fact be the chosen one.

    Three figures in black robes suddenly swept forth and they exchanged happy grins. They did not speak, yet everybody else heard them in their minds.

    "He who thhall bring forth the apocalypthe hath (they didn’t speak old English, its just that they pronounce ‘s’ as ‘th’. Being servants of the dark lord requires one to have a speciality, however foolish and laughable it may be.) been conceived!" and they swept out of the hut, the stinging smell of sulphur trailing behind them. Among the words or phrases that the villagers could think of were:

    1) Damn.
    2) Holy hell.
    3) Fuck.
    4) Those are some cool hoodies!
    5) Check out that ass!
    6) Umm, this is pretty awkward isn’t it?

    This all led to one idea (Except for the last three. Surprisingly, they are labeled as the village’s wise men.): They were truly and thoroughly fucked. Now, if that was how you think Ned was conceived, then sorry to disappoint you mate, but that wasn't it. That kid is just a pebble in a quarry full of stones, rocks and boulders. Ned did not even share the same birthday with the pebble, which when is demetaphorized, means that Ned did not share the same birthday with 'he who shall bring forth the apocalypse' or the one who the king is going to dramatically kill but fails as he made an escape which makes many of us go ‘What the fuck was that?!’. In fact, Ned was older. By an excess of one week. Therefore, using logical thinking skills, the kid, who is dubbed 'he who shall bring forth the apocalypse' or the one who the king is going to dramatically kill but fails as he made an escape which makes many of us go ‘What the fuck was that?!’, being methaphorized and demetaphorized into a pebble and back to being a child, has no connections with Ned at all. This reduces him, metaphorically speaking that is, into a grain of sand.
Well thats the only thing I could think off. A moment silence for the fictional characters that did not make it through. Oh well, casualties are needed for progress to take place. Do tell me what you think kiddies, I do need catalysts to continue writing you know. (The author admires his ingenious tactic of gaining feedback.) I know it seems childish, I think both of these were written when I was in Form four or when I was fucking 15. Do excuse the excessive use of curses, those were the days when... Let's just forget it.

Aaaannyywaayyss....

Anatomy exam is in one day and I haven't started to revise what I studied. Goddamn the fucking 100 over muscle in the human body. It gets to a point of irritation. I'll revise tomorrow, I swear. Apart from the hot Maggie Gyllenhaal, what else is new?

  1. Maggie Gyllenhaal!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRGGHHH!!!
  2. I hate General Writing's site. 139 FUCKING VIEWS AND NOT A DECENT COMMENT??? Come on people. *sigh*
  3. I know that everyone is entitled to do whatever they want with their belongings but seriously, if you have a P90 and you just leave it there to fucking rust, give it to me, I'd be fucking happy to pay you. I wouldn't even care if you took camwhore pictures with it, just don't buy it, parade it and then chuck it somewhere. CAMERAS HAVE FUCKING FEELINGS!
  4. Megadeath's new track is ouuuutttt!!!!!!! Oh yeah bitch!
That's it I think. I know have decided to launch a genocide against mosquitos. Need to get more mosquito-cide. Let's rock and roll bebeh!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Fucking scream your heart out, that's what I want.

Have you ever get the feeling that some people want to say something but they seal it in a little tiny fragile box called the mind and just refuse to speak? Really, this is fine by me, but for goodness sake, please try and put a better mask on. When you do that and I realise it, it offends me greatly, it's as if you do not trust me as a common human being to appreciate what you have to say, accepting it or rejecting it is another story.

So this is what's really bugging me right now. It applies to so many part of my life right now, it's frustrating to even do my everyday chores. Let's review.

The Exhibition.

I joined the exhibition in hopes of people feeling the need to burn my work due to it's countless flaws. I want them to shout at me for doing such a messed up job, not because I have a fetish or anything but that's the only way I will be able to improve. Yes, of course I really appreciate things like 'awesome', 'nice composition' etc etc but if the point of doing that is just to flatter me coz I'm Malaysian, get the fuck out of my face. On the opening day, I stayed by my photo and only one person gave a really good critism, something that made me realise I still have a long way to go. Thing is, there are others that want to criticise but they prevent myself from doing so using reasons such as I'm their friend, I'm Malaysian and whatever other fuck. As I said, put on a better mask or don't put one on at all.

The University.

Another place where I will never be able to find peace. Some people look at me and it's so fucking obvious to see that they want to say something to me, their insides itch and their muscles twitch but nope, it's better than making me upset. Believe me, me being upset about something you said is much better than me looking down on you. At least when you said what you wanted, I might bitch about it for awhile but you will earn my respect for not caring what I think about what you said. Oh, and you, if you're reading this, trying to strike up really random conversations with me will not allow you to convey your message to me. As much as a freak as I am, I can still have normal conversations.

The Streets.

Do I need to say any more? When I took the TB test, there was this ninja, I mean, woman in burqa that came to me and said something in Arabic that I obviously did not understand. So I was like pointing to Zap and telling her he speaks Arabic. She refused and still talked to me to a point where it got uncomfortable. (The Author does not appreciate random people invading his perimeter. There might be reflex action.) Only when she started to point at what most probably annoyed her; it was hard with her face covered, that I understood. She found it weird that I tied my hair and was asking me why. Okay, fine, she told me to take it off for the love of mankind but I shrugged and walked away. The point is, she said what she wanted to, I did not accept it but thats how the world is. You can't always get what you want in life but you sure as hell can make everyone know you want it. For example, I would like a DSLR. *hint hint* A-hem.

In other unrelated yet interesting news.

  1. WHO IS THAT GIRL IN THE CRAFT??? FUCK! *drools*
  2. I found brown chalk in the physiology department! BROWN CHALK! BROWN!
  3. Fauzi, the anatomy lab assistant is a crazy fuck who wants to make Zap a cadaver. I will be watching from a distance mate. You can't stop people like that.
  4. Is it just me or doees holidays in Egypt come when you don't want them to? I want to study tomorrow... And it's a fucking holiday. Le Sigh.
That's bout it I guess. I need someone to scream at me one of these days.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Sleepless Nights 8 - The beauty of dawn.

So here I am, eating Milo Fuze and having a fag (This two compliment each other, believe me). I just realised how amazing it is when you are there watching the sun rise up, maybe not see the sun itself but the way the sky slowly brightens up... From total darkness, to the reddish tint, orange and finally, blue dominates the sky... Fucking hell.

Anyways, yes, I have not written anything since forever due to:
  1. So called writer's blog.
  2. I have this habit of not writing anything else until a certain piece is done; in this case being a long short story about a fucking schizophrenic serial killer. It's gonna be awesome or so I try to comfort myself.
  3. With exams going on and so many shit in my head swirling around, mashed up into a fucking psychadelic concoction, really, even I have to bow to that. Yes, basically I'm saying that I am superior to you. HAH!
  4. Problems, problems, major fucking problems, at least I have eliminated the biggest one and have not died in the process. Thank goodness for negativity.
So yeah, these things clog up the brain... I've got the plot for the story, expect it to be posted in a... year? Hahah, I have no idea when but expect it. And yes, to those who have fucking good memory, don't comment on the fact that I haven't posted Mr. Ilikechickensoupandiknowkarateandcankickyourbuttinasecondlollmaorakakaka. Seriously.

Le sigh. My will to live basically has been extinguished by a big red fucking fire truck form the fucking Medical department. 5 years to go. Woo-hoo. Preparations for my funeral have been made. Woo-hoo.

WHY THE FUCK IS MY LAPTOP HEATING UP SO FUCKING FAST FOR?!

Cibai. Fucking guai lan sial. A-hem.

Crap Physiology class is in two hours. Why do I even have practical today? Why? WHY? Hmmm... Read some shit bout Ar-Razi/ Rhazes/ Razi. I swear to God, that dude might hate the concept of prophets and even the Qur'an but he is one hell of a fucking genius. Medical science owes a shitload to him. Since we're in the topic of famous figures, let's get into one of my favourites which is Durente degli Alighieri. Doesn't ring a bell? Maybe Dante Alighieri might. Bloody fucker is such a damn good poet, I mean, how do you write 100 cantos about your life and actually make it interesting? The sheer fucking effort is just mind blowing. I need to try and at least eat these fuckers' brains at least once in my lifetime... Started a way of writing; Dolce Stil Novo and basically fucking created the Italian language. Plus, he got exiled, talk bout walking out in style ey? Tsk tsk, exile could do wonders at times.

Fufufu... Enough on that. Egypt is freaking hot nowadays, I'm starting to wonder if it's really this hot or is it just my sin building up. Hahaha. I will not be surprised if I get admitted and the doctor tells me that my liver is cooked medium rare. Still, it's tolerable right now, any more and I will experience first hand what a slug feels like when you sprinkle salt on it. So sorry mates, I will never again do that.

Anatomy exam is in a few days! Le Gasp! I haven't studied shit! Might start tomorrow. (The author's inner demons cackle mischievously.)

Things I've just realised today:
  1. I have a couple of moles that go round my left part of my neck.
  2. Do not ever wear a 'cekak' (What is it in English? Hair-holder? Hair gripper?) when hair is wet. It fucks up hair big time.
  3. Milo Fuze and cigarettes give a somewhat mocha-like taste.
  4. I need Hindi. As in seriously, withdrawal symptoms have been showing up.
  5. The meaning of demureness personi-fucking-fied. Sigh.
  6. My thumb is having some problems.
Hmmm can't think of anything else. For now, I need to get back to a certain chatbox.

Ciow.

Song in mind: Stirb Nich Vor Mir by Rammstein.

Onorate L'atissimo Poeta.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Fucking nightmares.

Yesterday was really really fucked up... Well, the morning when I was sleeping was. Sigh. I hate dreams like this:

Basically I was dreaming of something when suddenly everything changed and there was just darkness. Then I heard my mom's voice saying;

"I know this might be sudden for all of you but I'm leaving. I'm gonna be living with my eldest son now."

I woke up and went WHAT THE FUCK, grabbed my phone and messaged Malaysia. That has got to be the worse dream I have ever had since forever? I cannot bear if anything happens to my family while I'm away. Scary, depressing shit. It turned out okay, my Mom was fine, she was even bugging me for my result slips. Still, the dream isn't the most pleasant one and it's disturbing my peace. Oh in my dream, my Mom did say the name, and it's not my brother, something starting with an N. Stupid dream. Oh well, nothing has happened so far, will be praying that it stays that way.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Exhibition Day.

Yesterday was exhibition day and holy fucking shit, I have never seen the Atelier so fucking jam-packed with people... I mean, damn, the body heat was enough to increase the temperature of the room to ummm, I dunno, higher than average?

Enough on that, so I went there early and sat around for awhile until the opening ceremony was over.

Note: I was outside having a fag while the audience put on fake smile and wonder why they were clapping.

Went in and I saw these huge amount of pure brilliance in the form of photos. It made me miss my camera a fuckload more... As I was browsing and getting high at the same time, I stopped at one of the photos, some Palestine shit that I couldn't stop myself from giving feedback. Then the owner came and...

She: Hello, my name is (the author forgot, fuck you) and this is my photograph. *Proceeds to talk as if she was a machine*
Me: Uh... I'm just browsing through, I'm also a participant here.
She: What... Ah, so I wasted my time huh..
Me: If you say so.
She: What are you doing here anyway?
Me: What there's a rule bout not being able to browse through the works of others?
She: No, I meant that you should be at your photo, in case anybody wants to give feedback and stuff.
Me: Hmmm makes sense. Would you like to see mine? (Note: Innuendo NOT intended. Its just a way of self promoting.)
She: Aight.

And fuck she was right. DO you have a ny fucking idea on how fucking sharp the eyes of photographers are? I mean, seriously... There was two elderly women who stopped by my photos and they were like

Amazing composition
Good idea
You got the details right and you bring out the emotion from this photo.

BUT

The horizon is slanted.

I was like... Woah... What the fuck woman, even I didn't realise that. After that, everytime I saw her I couldn't thank her enough. She opened my eyes and I appreciated it.

Amongst the massive amount of people I have prove my theory. Women photographers are... fucking... HOT! Christ, I was drooling all over just seeing the amount of beauties walking around. Aaaannnddd hehe, got myself a date which I didn't go. Haha... Getting lost in Manshia is not something I would want to do in the middle of the night... Still, I felt sorry for myself... To German hot stuff: Sorry, woman, maybe in another life ey?

I stayed there and saw the same photographs over and over again but I could not get bored... There was just so much to see, so much to intepret from a mere 50 cm by 40 cm piece of paper. The amount of feedback I got was overwhelming, it really made me feel like (The author swears he is going to use this term only once. He swears by a kitchen knife. A sharp one.) 'Glomp-ing' every single person that says more than two words. There was this Greek dude that was really interested in the photos... And he was a bit soft... *shifty eyes* A-hem.

All in all it was a fucking blast. I will not deny it. Therefore, I equate;

Photographs + hot foreigners + good feedback = Pure fucking awesomeness.

Again; To German girl. So sorry woman.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

UWAAAA!!!

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!

DID YOU SEE THE CLOUDS?

DID YOU FUCKING SEE THE CLOUDS?

I DID!

I FUCKING DID!

GAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



A-hem. Anyways, back to sanity. Seriously, fucking awesome cloud formations today, had so much fun. I even got Ika's camera... Well for around ten minutes that is. Thanks woman!

Is it just me or does the awesome clouds form on hot days? Hmmmm... Might wanna check on that ey... Okay, okay, enough with the bullshit. The results! Oh some of em space themed, inspired by one taken by Sukh. Bloody bhaenchod, I finally got to edit it until it looked atmospheric...


Meteor!


Ummm... Houston?


*X-Files theme song* Note: This is my favourite.


*shrug*


Let's swing ourselves to heaven babes XD


The sea? Whaaattt? Kidding me ah?



...


And yeah that's it in a nutshell. And wtf, why did the image got blown up by so much in full view? Sorry people. Try saving it and viewing it smaller coz when it's this huge, edit marks is so fucking obvious... Sigh... what a pain...

Monday, June 1, 2009

Settled.

Went to the Atelier just now. I now officially have the gift of what my photography mentor says in his messages. Whatever he says, ignore it, go to the Atelier on Monday at 5.30 p.m.

Anyways, back to the topic. They were mounting the photos for the exhibition and seriously I was zonked (The author wonders whether that word exists and how it got into his vocabulary.) Being there in the middle of a room filled with photos, all I could say was:

Awesome

Holy Fuck

Awesome.

Shit!

What the Fuck...

Then I started to think while having a fag outside. It made me realise how, in the midst of the hundreds of photographs there, inferior I am compared to some of the photographers. How, I still have a long way to go, how at times I leave out the details which sometimes makes the photo awesome. Could I ever be as insightful as some of them? Then, I called the helpline.

Z.S.: What now...
Z.F.: You hang up the last time. What makes you think we are gonna help you?
Me: Enough with the angst. You know that you're bound to help me one way or another.
Z.S.: Why is it that you can't solve the simplest of problems huh? Why look at us as a way to escape?
Z.F.: *Grumble* Yeah whatever what's up?
Me: Dude, what the fuck wey, there's like a million photos here that are way better than mine. How the fuck am I gonna get noticed la in the exhibition..
Z.S.: Now that... is one hell of a fucked up mentality. Stupid faggot.
Z.F.: Basically Z.S. said everything I wanted to say so yeah.
Me: Huh?
Z.S.: Tell me, why did you join this exhibition, no why did you even start photography?
Z.F.: Is it because of fame?
Me: What the fuck? No fucking way it's for something as meaningless as fame bhaenchod... It's my passion, something that I will not be able to live without.
Z.S.: Is it just me or did you just answered your own question...
Z.F.: *sigh* Let me explain to you. You feel that these people have a higher level of insight than you do. Maybe they do but seriously, why give two fucks? Maybe they have a different view on things which may or may not be neccesarilly better than yours. Why care? You should just keep on living and thinking like you do and let them judge. If they think you suck, then fuck them. Don't you dare think that their judgement could bring you down. The only thing that can do that is yourself.
Me: Umm okay...
Z.S.: Sometimes, I fucking curse my luck for being stuck in you. LEMME OUT OF HERE!#

And I went home feeling good. The exhibition is this Thursday (4/06/ 2009) If anyone is interested, please come, feedback will be mucho appreciated. It ends on the 18th or the 22nd I can't remember. Now I need to fucking study... Aihh... Just when I thought all my problems were gone. That'd be too much to ask ey.

Song of the day: Just another day for you in Paradise by Phil Collins.
Dream of the day: I dreamt I shaved the front part of my fucking head! WTFFFFF!!!