Trucido.

Trucido.

To kill cruelly.


And that, boys and girls shall be our topic on this fateful Tuesday morning. Close your textbooks and burn them for no books will help you.

1. How to kill cruelly.

• The most important thing is to analyse who/what. This will prove to be the most important, I repeat, the most important aspect. Why should you analyse? A couple of reasons actually. You can just go around stabbing wildly but frankly speaking, that won't be too fun now would it? I thought so. Basically the purpose of analysing is to search for means to inflict the maximum amount of pain without breaking a sweat. You save time, and you get the job done.

• So how do you analyse? Ever heard of keeping your enemies close and your friends far away? Yeah, fuck that. Society today does the very opposite of that and my fellow students, please do not embarass me by not taking advantage of that. One can only undersand another by being in close proximity with each other. If you have to eat from the same plate, sleep on the same bed, fuck the same girl, do it. Do so by any means necessary. Once you are close, it'll be a piece of fucking cake to know the target.
• Now that we are done with ways to analyse, we shall move on to the next issue which is to gain the trust of the target. Again, do so through any fucking means. This is crucial. You may skip this but wouldn't you want your target to look at you during his dying moments and say 'Why?'. It is the most satisfying sensation that a person could have. Again, gain the trust. Moving on.
  
• Up till now, we have analysed the target's weaknesses and we have gained his/her trust. So what's left to do is to gut the chicken. Let us take an example.

Mr. X is 23, weighs 78 kgs, single and is a government servant. He has fallen for a fellow co-worker whom he is very attached to, a family man and wants to lose weight.

• He is 23, therefore, he is very susceptible to sexually oriented appeal. For the ladies, these vermins will be easy targets.
• He wants to lose weight; you be the friend who encourages him to do so. He will be grateful forever and therefore, it adds more spice when killing him.
• This is the most important part. He is madly in love with his co-worker.
• A family man; an oppurtunity not to be wasted.

• Now, let's crack this shell open shall we. You at the back, Mr. X should be your victim since you have the appeal. In this case, we do not want to jeopardise his relationship with his co-worker. Therefore, be as friendly as possible but know your limits. Stay friends. Random friendly messages and that's it. Once he has accepted you as a good friend, start encouraging him about his weight. Take him to the gym etc etc, until you have branded your name in his brain as the one who helped him stand up. When you think that he holds you very dear to his heart, go for the kill. You should also help in his relationship with the co-worker, reasons are stated below.
  

• Do not expose yourself just yet. Kill the co-worker. Leave him be. I repeat, LEAVE HIM BE. Let him suffer, let him feel the pangs of pain and let him lose all hope in life. Now you help him up to his feet again.
  

• Keep up to date with him. Once he is recovering, kill his family. Preferably one by one, it adds more to the mounting pain. Keep on helping him, if you are a woman, he will probably fall in love with you, bla, bla, bla, and when there is nobody left to wipe out, his turn is next. By this time, he will probably say 'Why? I trusted you, I loved you!' and you will gain the highest form of satisfaction.

Now class, we are done but I would like to set this as your assignment topics. You shall elaborate on your target and ways in which you took to cleanse this earth from him. Points will be awarded to the ones who are most creative. That is all. I will be expecting the results in three months. Thank you and good luck.